Amber Heard

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At this point, it’s safer never to open your mouth. Just let everyone else yell at you, and we’ll all live happily ever ...

Lamington

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Anti-whiteness gives people of all races an excuse to be racist in the name of ...

Michael Bloomberg

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Did you ever get the sense that half of the world sees a completely different world than you ...

Vince Vaughn

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If the Times actually practiced journalism instead of peddling ideology, they would realize that to qualify as a “white nationalist,” much less an “open” one, someone ...

The Week That Perished

Ricky Gervais is a British comedian who strikes us as effeminate, but that might be because all British males strike us as ...

Major General Qassem Soleimani

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We suggest they rename it Suck My Dixie Highway and deal with Florida’s innumerable real-life ...

Robert De Niro

The Week That Perished

The Week’s Crustiest, Rustiest, and Mustiest Headlines ROBERT DE NIRO EXPRESSES WEIRD SCATOLOGICAL SEXUAL FANTASY ABOUT DONALD TRUMP Robert De Niro is a formerly great actor ...

President Donald Trump

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They started screaming about miscounted votes, but when the votes were recounted, he had still ...

Greta Thunberg

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The company’s net value is around $30 billion, so naturally they identify with the struggles of the ...

The Week That Perished

Because it’s 2019, people are naturally looking for ways to depict Santa and his elves as Hitler and the ...

Sacha Baron Cohen

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Even though she apparently lacks even a droplet of charisma, Miz Ara was slated to give a speech about, oh, vaginas and art or something at Oxford Brookes University until some ...

Joe Biden

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They must be making some Grade-A meth up there in South Dakota these ...

The Week That Perished

A new promotional video by the state’s security agency depicts atheism, homosexuality, and feminism as “extremist ideas” that deserve derision, scorn, shunning, humiliation, ...

The Week That Perished

Is this the dawn of a murderous turf war between Mexican drug cartels and polyamorous heretic Mormons? Grab the ...

Michelle Obama

The Week That Perished

Nineteen million dollars is quite a pretty penny for being called a fag. Hell, for a mere thousand semolians, we’ll do the best Rip Taylor impression you’ve ever ...

Pope Francis

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These people aren’t going to stop until something bad happens, are ...


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